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Post by esther on Jul 18, 2012 14:27:23 GMT -5
Dave is whining that he hasn't been paid in a long time. He is the best submissive we've had so far. So, who's going to pay him this time around?  |
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Post by robingold on Jul 18, 2012 14:38:56 GMT -5
It's either Ms. Magazine or NOW, I'm not sure.
I guess it's wrong to keep him on a string so long. But, he is such a suck-up, isn't he? LOL!
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Post by ruderita on Jul 18, 2012 16:40:18 GMT -5
He's doing the best job for us at the present time. Bending over backward you might say. OR, just plain bending over (snicker).  Pay him quickly I say. Dave is the greatest thing we've had since Alan Alda! A real Manchurian Candidate! Whatever happened to that fellow Hannibal anyway? |
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Post by robingold on Jul 18, 2012 20:25:01 GMT -5
Hannibal couldn't take it anymore. He chickened out and went back to devouring the other kind of heroes instead.
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Post by renata on Jul 19, 2012 13:56:32 GMT -5
Hey, if Dave doesn't like it, we can always get another one. What? Is he expecting a medal or something? A job down the line maybe? ROFLMAO!
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Post by esther on Jul 20, 2012 12:35:05 GMT -5
It turns out we don't have to pay him at all. We've got him by his you-know-whats. It seems our boy Dave is a member of a certain North American Love Association (rhymes with 'fanboy').  |
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Post by robingold on Jul 22, 2012 2:30:39 GMT -5
It turns out we don't have to pay him at all. We've got him by his you-know-whats. It seems our boy Dave is a member of a certain North American Love Association (rhymes with 'fanboy'). Where did you hear this esther? Seriously! We may have to ditch our boy Dave pronto! |
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Post by renata on Jul 23, 2012 16:06:52 GMT -5
Well, he does appear to be losing it. Some of the pieces he publishes are hard to follow unless you are a lurker on those insipid menz forums. Mocking misogyny? He's the object of mockery as some sort of loon.
BTW, do we have to keep selecting four-eyed obeasty boys?
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Post by ruderita on Jul 23, 2012 16:35:06 GMT -5
He's not steady about simply making fun of em-arrgh-ay's, which is what he's supposed to be doing.
Dave likes to get in a few digs and even fabricate stories. It's like he's a little too hung up on getting back at his detractors. We simply can't have this much longer.
Have Mz. Petunia Pigg sit him down and go over the game plan with him once more.
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Post by Harpy 1 on Jul 27, 2012 17:36:08 GMT -5
Send him over to The Pursuit of Harpyness. Better yet sick Hippolyta on his sorry ass. That'll learn him!
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Post by esther on Aug 6, 2012 19:20:33 GMT -5
No. Let's just keep him under our thumb and recruit a fun buddy to help him.
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Post by robingold on Sept 7, 2012 2:31:50 GMT -5
I still say ditch him. Eventually he'll be a serious liability. He's just another fat and sallow male that likes to pretend he's one of us.
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