These Idiots Think We Want Equality

[robingold]

Yeah, I want equality with a sandhog. Ssssure I do!

No. I want to control his marriage, his divorce, his alimony payments, his child support, his income tax, his credit rating, his legal status, and even his sperm count.

Yeah, I want equality with garbage collectors and cesspool cleaners. LOL!

No. I want to control his right to his children, the filing of his last will and the settlement of his estate.

Yeah, I want equality with heavy equipment operators and office window washers.

No, I want to control whether or not they get admitted to a hospital or any other health-related facility. I want them to kiss my you-know-what to get probation instead of a couple of years in prison.

[esther]

Yes, I really want equality with grave diggers and tugboat captains.

OMG this so funny. Funny but true!

[renata]

And of course there's equality with janitors or custodians, hog farmers and football referees. Bomb disposal comes to mind. Oh yeah, we want equality with that.

You ever notice very few men want equality with most of what we traditionally do?

[ruderita]

Even if they wanted to work with children, we've put the ka-bosh on that.

[esther]

Yeah, I also want equality with furniture movers and junkyard owners. I want the right to be one if I choose to (which will never happen in this life). LMAO!

One fine day, we will rule, and they'll be relegated to lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

[robingold]

I'm with Valerie Solanis. Wipe them off the planet!